Courtesy of the Cricket with Balls Blog - came across it today. Really excellent, found his cricketing profiles to be insightful!!! Below a profile of Ricky Ponting arguably one of cricket’s greatest players, if you following cricket this summary is brilliant.
"A great batsman with a very disagreeable face is what I would put on his tombstone. There are assholes who hide their assholishness, and there is Ricky Ponting, the sort of man who seems to proudly wear a badge that says asshole on his shirt. You’re perfectly allowed to hate him, I doubt it bothers him. Has been described as a hairy armed goblin. Ricky has amazing integrity, he keeps it in a special glass cabinet that only he has to the key for. Had some punchy while drunk problems years ago, but no one cares anymore. In Ponting’s world view, we’re all wrong. Bowls really cool medium pace, but very rarely. His pull shot and this medium pace are my favourite things about him. My father believes he couldn’t captain his way out of a paper bag, one day I’d like to shrink him down to size and see if that is possible. Or get a big paper bag. Thinks that by spitting onto his hands he gives himself magic powers. It probably does."
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